Shia Lebouf’s “He Will Not Divide Us” Season 3 Has Ended

By Ron Cordova, The Goldwater · 03-10-2017
Photo credit: The Goldwater

“He Will Not Divide Us” Season 3 began on March 8, 2017 with Shia Lebouf setting up a camera pointing towards an HWNDU flag at an unknown location with just a sky as background and the challenge: “[The Flag] will be flown for the duration [of Trump’s presidency]”.

Autists at 8chan’s /hwndu/ board immediately began searching for clues to the whereabouts of the flag. Listening to the local fauna, they were able to guess the biome of the flag. By watching the sun go down, they were able to find the orientation of the flag. At night they were able to see stars in the background and used that to find the general location of the flag. After 3am they then sent out a car who honked his horn at strategic locations to pinpoint the flag by playing “Marco Polo” with 8chan over the video stream.

With this data, they were able to find a few flag poles in the general area by scrutinizing Google Maps. Using the orientation data from earlier, they checked flight paths and were able to predict flights 4-5 minutes before showing up on the live stream. A local autist cross referenced flight data with angles and figured out the exact location of the flag pole.

In the morning, an expedition team was sent out to get recon on the flag. After photographing and confirming the flag, a possible heist went into the planning stage. Some larping ex-military anons gave advice on possible routes and safe exit points to get the flag and get out undetected. Multiple anons then began sending out disinfo to confuse any possible efforts by Shia to stop the flag heist. Unfortunately for Shia, some anons were crouched in the nearby field all night, waiting for an opening.

After watching the patterns of the flag guards carefully, a courageous Anon went over and valiantly removed the HWNDU flag, replacing it with a MAGA hat. The MAGA hat was on the flag pole for 10 minutes before being taken down in pure rage, likely by Shia himself.

The general area of the camera was located in 12 hours, pinpointed in 26 hours, and the flag was stolen within 36 hours.

“A bunch of autists on the internet just committed a meticulously planned nighttime operation against an enemy installation.” -Anon

Source: Shia Lebouf’s “He Will Not Divide Us” Season 3 Has Ended

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